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Hi everyone. I hope you enjoy my fanspecs and toy reviews. For those who are interested, many of my toy reviews have pictures at my website - www.cliffbee.com.
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Rated: G •
Summary: A fairly good bike mode, the integrated sidecar is an interesting idea. The pullback motor works well in both modes, but the robot mode is one of the worst ever.
Categories: Generation Two
Characters: Bulletbike (G2)
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1025 |
Hits: 1489 |
Published: 30/08/04 |
Updated: 30/08/04
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Rated: G •




Summary: This guy almost embodies G1, and he's worth getting just for that. Aside from his ridiculously prominent position in G1, this is a cute toy. Both mode are cute, the colours work and he's one of the better Minicars.
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 540 |
Hits: 1907 |
Published: 11/10/03 |
Updated: 11/10/03
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Rated: G •




Summary: Bumblebee is a good toy, but this toy is very similar to and less show accurate than the original. It's a pretty good recolour as G2 goes, but if you only get one Bumblebee, get the original.
Categories: Generation Two
Characters: None
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 409 |
Hits: 1902 |
Published: 11/10/03 |
Updated: 11/10/03
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Rated: G •
Summary: I'm not going to lie - the biggest attraction of this toy for most people is it's story. It's reasonably uncommon, but it's not _that_ rare. The toy itself is nice, and as good or as bad as Bumblebee or Cliffjumper.
Categories: Generation One
Characters: Bumblejumper (G1) – aka Bumper
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 594 |
Hits: 1262 |
Published: 28/05/03 |
Updated: 13/08/04
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Rated: G •
Summary: The armadillo mode is an interesting choice of beast. The overall sculpt is great but some design flaws really drag the robot mode down. He's slightly nicer than Armordillo, and if you don't have either I'd recommend Bump if you can grab him.
Categories: Beast Wars Neo
Characters: Bump (BW Neo)
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1102 |
Hits: 1460 |
Published: 26/07/05 |
Updated: 26/07/05
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Rated: G •
Summary: Despite some simplification, the mould is very true to it's inspiration and there's a lot of play value for a deluxe. Burning Beast Convoy is a really nice thematic repaint, and you get a DVD in the box.
Categories: Robotmasters
Characters: Optimus Primal (BW,BM,TFU,RM)
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1036 |
Hits: 1655 |
Published: 06/02/05 |
Updated: 06/02/05
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Rated: G •
Summary: Buzz Saw is one of those Transformers who's tucked away into a corner of the line. He's a recolour of a very well known toy (& character). I hate comparing recolours to the original, but in this case it's really difficult not to use Waspinator as a benchm
Categories: Beast Wars
Characters: Buzzsaw (BW,BM)
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 938 |
Hits: 1408 |
Published: 28/05/03 |
Updated: 28/05/03
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Rated: G •
Summary: A good Microman-based Decepticon, Buzzsaw is a toy I'd really recommend, especially if you're a G1 fan. He didn't get much airtime in the cartoon, Laserbeak seemed to be more popular, but he's still a cartoon character. As mentioned there's really nothing
Categories: Generation One
Characters: Buzzsaw (G1)
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 440 |
Hits: 1531 |
Published: 28/05/03 |
Updated: 28/05/03
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Rated: G •
Summary: Calcar's always been my favourite of the four toys in his line. Yes, his colours are mixed and he's pink, but both modes are designed fairly well and his gun gimmick works without being a burden.
Categories: Generation One
Characters: Calcar (G1)
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1150 |
Hits: 1344 |
Published: 20/04/04 |
Updated: 14/08/04
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Rated: G •



Summary: Camshaft is worth getting if you like the original Diaclone-based Transformers.
Categories: Generation One
Characters: Camshaft (G1)
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 634 |
Hits: 5910 |
Published: 19/12/01 |
Updated: 19/12/01
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Rated: G •
Summary: A tech spec for Camshaft, the Mail-Away exclusive Omnibot.
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Tech SpecLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 153 |
Hits: 1703 |
Published: 28/05/03 |
Updated: 28/05/03
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Rated: G •



Summary: A thoughtful repaint of a good mould, at a time when there weren't too many toys in the line worth repainting. The gimmicks and engineering of this mould make Catscan a fun toy that displays well.
Categories: Transformers: Universe
Characters: Catscan (TFU)
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1244 |
Hits: 1499 |
Published: 11/09/04 |
Updated: 11/09/04
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Rated: G •
Summary: Charger is a nice Actionmaster, and Firebeast compliments him quite well. The colours work, they combine well and Firebeast is actually OK on his own.
Categories: Generation One
Characters: Charger (G1)
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 548 |
Hits: 1177 |
Published: 04/02/04 |
Updated: 04/02/04
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Rated: G •
Summary: A cute Ferrari mode and one of the nicer robot modes make Chase my favourite Throttlebot. If you like articulated, high detail, Transformers, you wont like him, but the pull back motor works really well.
Categories: Generation One
Characters: Chase (G1)
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 740 |
Hits: 1368 |
Published: 17/06/04 |
Updated: 17/06/04
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Rated: G •
Summary: Two good deluxes make up this set, and while Checkpoint has more flaws he's the new character here. Prowl and Checkpoint go well together and the combined form, Powerlinx Prowl, is greater than the sum of his parts.
Categories: Energon
Characters: Checkpoint (Energon),
Prowl (Energon)
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2153 |
Hits: 1724 |
Published: 29/12/04 |
Updated: 29/12/04
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Rated: G •
Summary: The colours are good in both modes, and the robot mode is a clear strong point. Cheetor's such a prominent character in the show that he's basically a must have anyway, but I recommend him anyway.
Categories: Beast Wars
Characters: None
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 870 |
Hits: 2291 |
Published: 14/01/04 |
Updated: 14/01/04
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Rated: G •
Summary: I usually like to try and be somewhat positive about toys when I review them, but I'm struggling here. This really is a toy that should never have gotten past the prototype stage. I get the feeling Hasbro were more interested in the concept than the execu
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: Cheetor (BW,BM)
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 975 |
Hits: 1681 |
Published: 04/10/03 |
Updated: 04/10/03
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Rated: G •
Summary: Transmetal Cheetor was a tough act to follow, granted, but this is a disappointing toy. The detailing is good, but he's ugly in both modes and the hunchback thing really works against this toy.
Categories: Beast Wars
Characters: Cheetor (BW,BM)
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 986 |
Hits: 1485 |
Published: 11/02/04 |
Updated: 11/02/04
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Rated: G •
Summary: This is my favourite Cheetor toy, and is in my opinion one of the best Transformers ever made. Both modes are well thought out, the play value's great and the colours work well.
Categories: Beast Wars
Characters: Cheetor (BW,BM)
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1158 |
Hits: 1535 |
Published: 14/01/04 |
Updated: 14/01/04
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Rated: G •
Summary: This is a great mould, so I don't mind it being reused, especially after such a long break. The use of Decepticon purple on an Autobot is curious, but his colour scheme would have been better without the red rubbish on the cheetah mode. Cliffjumper is for
Categories: Armada
Characters: Cheetor (Armada)
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1481 |
Hits: 1665 |
Published: 14/01/04 |
Updated: 14/08/04
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Rated: G •

Summary: As with all Deluxe Insecticons, Chop Shop's a good toy. While he's got some kibble, he's not a mass of limbs getting in the way of himself as some insect Transformers are. The inevitable comparisons to Shrapnel are in Chop Shop's favour.
Categories: Generation One
Characters: Chopshop (G1)
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 814 |
Hits: 1372 |
Published: 26/01/04 |
Updated: 26/01/04
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Rated: G •
Summary: The Choro-Q Transformers really offer little more than novelty value, but Megatron is packed with just that. The self-propelled gun makes this a great Chibi Megatron.
Categories: Japanese Generation One
Characters: Megatron (G1,G2,MW)
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 559 |
Hits: 1751 |
Published: 24/05/04 |
Updated: 24/05/04
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Rated: G •
Summary: The Choro-Q Transformers really offer little more than novelty value. If you can get Rodimus Prime for a few dollars, he's cute and fun but I wouldn't give an arm or a leg for him.
Categories: Japanese Generation One
Characters: Rodimus Prime (G1)
Genre: Toy ReviewLocation: Library
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 572 |
Hits: 1563 |
Published: 24/05/04 |
Updated: 24/05/04
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