(Soundwave walks up. Tumbleweed goes by.)

Soundwave: Cowbot. (Transforms into a tape. It rolls.) Cowbot.

(Harmonica and guitar play, dust flies, and the Decepticons appear, wearing cowboy hats.)

Megatron: Well I'm packing up my gang and I'm a head out west
Where real planets come equipped with energon: the best!

Find a nest in the sea, chill like a "Quint
Grab an old ray gun and give the "Bots a limp
And I'm a terrorize ya up and down your block
With oil tanker blocks and slaves at the dock
Make a laser with a flag sayin' "Chillin the most"
Then shoot that bitch "til the "Bots are toast
Give a toast to the sun, drink with the stars
Get thrown in the mix and tossed off of Mars
Then to Tijuana... I wanna roam
Find earth-bound crystals to bring back home
Get Constructicon service, for all the right reasons
And re-do shop at the top of Four Seasons
Megatron and I'm the real McCoy
And I'm kickin' your aft sucker...because I wanna be a

Cowbot baby
(Starscream: With the cannon charged up and the sunshine shining)
Cowbot baby
(Rest of Decepticons: Earth-bound chillin with Insecticons)
I wanna be a Cowbot baby
(Starscream: Fightin at night cause I charge all day)
Cowbot baby
(Rest of Decepticons: I can smell a "Bot from a mile away)

(Instead of police siren we hear "Transform and roll out!")

Megatron: I bet you'll hear my whistle blowin when Astrotrain rolls in.
It goes (Astrotrain's whistle) like dust in the wind
Constructicons: stone base, stone load, stoned out of my mind
Megatron: I once was lost,

Thundercracker: but now he's just blind
Megatron: Waterfalls and dams, solar panels and rice
Get a map to the stars, treat Shockwave nice
And if the space bridge flight is gonna take my cubes boy
We'll get en-er-gized bay-bay know why they call me

Cowbot baby
(Starscream: With the cannon charged up and the sunshine shining)
Cowbot baby
(Rest of Decepticons: Earth-bound chillin with Insecticons)
I wanna be a Cowbot baby
(Starscream: Fightin at night cause I charge all day)
Cowbot baby
(Rest of Decepticons: I can smell a "Bot from a mile away)

(Instead of police siren we hear "Transform and roll out!")

[Music break as Rumble takes on Gary Coleman]

Yeah...Megatron...you can call me Megs
Rollin Stunt-icons with a cry for vengeance

Seen Tracks, he's a "Bot in a vette, broke his glass
And said, Yeah your parts fit in subspace mass
No kiddin, gun slingin, bodies hittin the floor
Call me Boss, dice we'll toss, with the loss par for course
No remorse for Optimus, in his eye I ain't right
I'm gonna paint his ark red, and Elita-1 white HUH
Cause chaos, rock like Amadeus
Find energon cubes for my Cyb'tron players
Mack like mayors, ball like Lakers
They told us to leave, but bet they can't make us
Why they wanna pick on me...lock me up and snort away my key
I ain't no G, I'm just a regular failure
I ain't straight outta Armada, Check my movie trailer
Plan like a soldier...think pretty slick

My only words of wisdom are just,

(Soundwave: Radio Edit)
I'm leadin my team up and down that coast and
Keep on fightin' until we run to the ocean

Cowbot
With the cannon charged up and the sunshine shining
Cowbot
Spend all my time with Dr. Fujiyama
Cowbot
Fightin' at night cause I charge all day
Cowbot
I can smell a "Bot from a mile away
Cowbot
With the cannon charged up and the sunshine shining
Cowbot
With the cannon charged up and the sunshine shining
Cowbot
Dr. Fujiyama