1. Terror by Moonscream
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What was I thinking?
He couldn't tell if he was holding out one finger or three, the hand poking out from the end of his sleeve was shaking so badly. It was two inches from the button beside the door.
What was I thinking??
Everyone within a ten mile radius heard his body rattling, he was sure. Even though right now it was only flesh and bones.
Come on, this is stupid. What in the holy forsaken slag pits was I thinking???
He wished his clothes would shut up, and the roses and chocolate he was holding. They were rustling so loud they could probably be heard through the wall. And just WHAT WAS that annoying, uncomfortably full feeling he'd been getting in his lower torso, ever since he put on this body???
Why why why was he here?? Why did he take the offer of that nice blue-suited human (he guessed) with the facemask, who said he "just wanted to help', and even gave him clothes for his human form and the roses and chocolate "because girls like these kinds of things', and who was babysitting his real body while he went and did this absolutely ludicrous, shameful, stupid fragging thing that no self-respecting Decepticon should ever be doing?
Its simple - I'm insane. Blown my chips. Off the rockerbar. Exhausted my sanity manifold. Skywarp always said I would eventually. Damn him for being right.
Damn him. Damn her. Damn the human. Stupid human, making me care. I hate her. Hate her for making me such a simpering wimp. It must be a glitch in my programming. Yeah, that's why I'm here - a glitch in my programming. Stupid glitch. Stupid damn glitch.
Stupid me. Stupid me for following an order to pick up humans as hostages. Stupid Starscream for making that order. I hate him. I hate him for not making me drop her when we dropped all the other humans. I should have dropped her, watched her splat on the ground like all the others when we were done with them. Stupid, fragging me.
What the slag is with all these cars around here? They're going to kill me, I know it. It would take just one
He was sure they were all watching him-sure that at any moment one or more would turn into an Autobot and just step on him. Squish squish squish. One less "Con to trouble them and the humans. They'd probably enjoy it, too, his moment of weakness.
Stupid me for taking her back to base with me. What was I thinking? Stupid Skywarp for making that joke that I should "get a pet'. Stupid me for actually taking him seriously! What was I thinking?? A stupid fleshie for a pet?? Yeah, that's a GREAT idea Thundercracker, and why don't you get a dog and a feloid, too, while you're at it!?!
Thank Primus "warp's not here to see what kind of lows his stupid joke brought me to. Stupid me. Stupid, STUPID me - I shouldn't have listened!
If I hadn't listened, I wouldn't have let her go!
Damn it, I'm a Decepticon, a mighty warrior! I shouldn't feel lonely for a stupid, small, weak, insignificant, short-lived, messy, noisy, bothersome flesh-creature! That I could kill with one poke of my finger, that was a major pain in the afterburners, always demanding things like waste disposal, things to sleep on, to sit on, to wear, food, water, attention!! Who expected me to talk to her all the time, expected me to listen to her prattle?! She was damn near as bad as Starscream!
That's what I miss.
He pushed the button.