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Real name: Aaron Bourque
Member Since: 15/01/04
Membership Status: Member

For over three thousand years, I clawed my way up to the mouth of the pod. It took another three thousand years to get out of the darn thing. Ever since, I've been depressed and dejected. The only joys in my life come from writing and laughing at others. And I'm still laughing.
 
Stories by Aaron_Bourque
Bludgeon begins his journey towards martial arts mastery.

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: Bludgeon (G1)
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: Death Before Dishonor
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1716 - Hits: 304
Complete?: Yes - Published: 26/04/05 - Last Updated: 26/04/05
A fanfilk about Beast Machines, from Candlebox's "Cover Me"

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Song Parody
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 192 - Hits: 484
Complete?: Yes - Published: 27/06/04 - Last Updated: 27/06/04
I go temporarily insane as I contemplate a Japanese Beast Machines export, or at least the resulting accompanying manga. "He is Magmatron. Now he makes his appearance ... and Magmatron laughs the laugh that will be heard again."

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Comedy
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1142 - Hits: 543
Complete?: Yes - Published: 31/01/04 - Last Updated: 31/01/04
Bludgeon's world is expanded as he trains in various and disparate techniques, meets other warriors, and learns of the disipline that will change his life forever.

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: Death Before Dishonor
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2921 - Hits: 196
Complete?: Yes - Published: 26/04/05 - Last Updated: 26/04/05
Jetwave's fourth tale. The Autobots mount a rescue mission for Jetwave, now taken to the hidden Deceptibase in the Rocky Mountains; but will they be be too late to save him from Megatron's and Rainmaker's revenge? And what secret agenda to the mysterious

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 12949 - Hits: 242
Complete?: Yes - Published: 20/04/04 - Last Updated: 20/04/04
Before I was completely comfortable in my characterizations of the ol' fogies, I let my own creations, Jetwave, Rainmaker, and others, take center stage. Nowadays I wish I had just jumped in with both feet, but I don't regret the experience I got writing

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 20739 - Hits: 540
Complete?: Yes - Published: 19/04/04 - Last Updated: 30/09/04
A sequel of the similarly titled cartoon episode.

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: Nightbird
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 6350 - Hits: 483
Complete?: Yes - Published: 15/01/04 - Last Updated: 30/09/04
From "Living After Midnight" by Judas Priest, a Decepticon War Anthem.

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Song Parody
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 137 - Hits: 345
Complete?: Yes - Published: 25/04/04 - Last Updated: 25/04/04
Jetwave's next tale. Still reeling from his loss of the spacebridge, Jetwave is ordered to lead the Dinobots on a mission to rescue the Aerialbots and his good pal, Flyzone. But they'll have to rethink their strategy when the Constructicons combine!

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4541 - Hits: 327
Complete?: Yes - Published: 20/04/04 - Last Updated: 20/04/04
How does one become a master of an art of Death, like Metallikato? Bludgeon finds out as he faces his most difficult opponent.

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: Bludgeon (G1)
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: Death Before Dishonor
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1585 - Hits: 283
Complete?: Yes - Published: 26/04/05 - Last Updated: 26/04/05
A soliloquy from Primal Prime, sung to the tune of White Zombie's "More Human Than Human."

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Song Parody
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 151 - Hits: 395
Complete?: Yes - Published: 15/01/04 - Last Updated: 15/01/04
Unicron belts out a classic to the tune of Danzig's "Mother." Hey, give him a break, he's been wandering the cosmos since the creation of the universe, he's bound to wax melancholic . . .

Rated: G
Categories: Armada, Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Song Parody
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 183 - Hits: 349
Complete?: Yes - Published: 19/04/04 - Last Updated: 19/04/04
Bludgeon in the Decepticons, vs. Bugly.

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: Bludgeon (G1)
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: Death Before Dishonor
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1496 - Hits: 232
Complete?: Yes - Published: 26/04/05 - Last Updated: 26/04/05
The continuation of Jetwave's Tales. As Jetwave, Rainmaker, and the other new arrivals acclimate themselves to Earth, Megatron begins his new recruitment push, constructing an enormous war machine named Megaplex. Perhaps with Megaplex's help, the Earth-ba

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 16826 - Hits: 423
Complete?: Yes - Published: 20/04/04 - Last Updated: 08/03/05
Before he became the best of the best . . . Bludgeon was among the worst of the worst.

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: Bludgeon (G1)
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: Death Before Dishonor
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1336 - Hits: 269
Complete?: Yes - Published: 26/04/05 - Last Updated: 26/04/05
Back at the present, Bludgeon faces his worst enemy, and comes to terms with the ugly side of the Art of Death.

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: Bludgeon (G1)
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: Death Before Dishonor
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1472 - Hits: 250
Complete?: Yes - Published: 26/04/05 - Last Updated: 26/04/05
The fifth and last extant Jetwave tale. A story of Jetwave and Rainmaker stuck on an asteroid, forced to team up for their own mutual Survival! Where did I get the title?

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 6219 - Hits: 263
Complete?: Yes - Published: 20/04/04 - Last Updated: 20/04/04
For Doubledealer, things always seem to get much worse before they even begin to look like they're about to get better. And so we find him at the beginning of the second part of The Enemy Series captured by the Generation Two Decepticons, the Cybertronian

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: Doubledealer (G1)
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: The Enemy
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1339 - Hits: 304
Complete?: Yes - Published: 18/02/05 - Last Updated: 07/03/05
In the sixth section of The Enemy Series, plot points begin to come together, and the mysterious assailant mentioned in part 4 returns. Things have never looked more bleak for Doubledealer or Punch. But appearances are always deceiving in the world of Tra

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: The Enemy
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2123 - Hits: 198
Complete?: Yes - Published: 18/02/05 - Last Updated: 07/03/05
Some people think that seven is a lucky number, or at least has special signifigance, and thus it is that the seventh chapter in The Enemy Series is the most experimental in an experimental series. Foregoing long and intricate descriptions, I leave it all

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: Doubledealer (G1)
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: The Enemy
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 381 - Hits: 242
Complete?: Yes - Published: 18/02/05 - Last Updated: 07/03/05
During the battle on Klo, Bludgeon meets an old adversary and reflects on his life as as a martial artist.

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: Bludgeon (G1)
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: Death Before Dishonor
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1367 - Hits: 282
Complete?: Yes - Published: 26/04/05 - Last Updated: 26/04/05
Doubledealer never got the respect he deserved: in the official fiction, he appeared once, starring in a 10-page b&w Marvel UK tale. This from someone who, according to the wonderful checklist included with the toys, was meant to be Powermaster Optimus' D

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: Doubledealer (G1)
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: The Enemy
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1642 - Hits: 267
Complete?: Yes - Published: 18/02/05 - Last Updated: 07/03/05
The third installment of The Enemy Series. Doubledealer gains an unlikely ally, and some new information about the less than desirable aspects of nucleon comes to light. Next stop: Cybertron!

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: The Enemy
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1054 - Hits: 227
Complete?: Yes - Published: 18/02/05 - Last Updated: 07/03/05
This ninth, the last, the longest (and hopefully the best) installment of The Enemy Series. The Generation Two Decepticons, the Cybertronian Empire, the Vehicons, have returned to Cybertron, and so has Emperor Bludgeon and his doomsday weapon. Doubledeale

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: The Enemy
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 5120 - Hits: 324
Complete?: Yes - Published: 18/02/05 - Last Updated: 07/03/05
The fifth piece of the grand tapestry that is The Enemy Series. Doubledealer begins to infiltrate the Autobot heirarchy, starting as a lowly intelligence agent, but he's sure he'll rise high. Especially in the inevitable conflicts to come.

Rated: G
Categories: Generation One
Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: The Enemy
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2025 - Hits: 234
Complete?: Yes - Published: 18/02/05 - Last Updated: 07/03/05