Note: I hope that some of you are going to read this and laugh yourselves out of your computer chair. Also note this is where the idea of Megatron's mother began. This is indeed a Beast Wars Blooper. I'm not too great at humiliating the Maximals (unless it's mostly about DinoBot and Rattrap) so if you see me humiliating the Preds more then don't start chasing me around with DinoBot's sword. Thank you and enjoy. Also, this might have been done by TM3 DinoBot so I thank him for the example.
Disclaimer: I do not own Beast Wars.
The Low Road.
Season 1 of Beast Wars.
DinoBot comes out of hiding while holding onto Tarantulas. DinoBot: Do not fire Megatron, for I have a hostage.
Megatron: Why, so you do.
Megatron fires his Dino-head-laser-thingy anyway. DinoBot moves out of the way and the blast hits Tarantulas, thus blowing him up into teeny tiny pieces.
Megatron: Now, are there any more Maximal ploys you wish to attempt?
Suddenly the door to the vent falls off but they can only see the bottom of Rattrap.
Rattrap: Hey, what the-? Um, little help.
Director Guy (don't know his last name): Cut! I told you to measure Rattrap before making the vent!!
Take 2.
Megatron fires his Dino-head-laser-thingy anyway. DinoBot moves out of the way and the blast hits Tarantulas, thus blowing him up into teeny tiny pieces.
Megatron: Now, are there any more Maximal ploys you wish to --?
Suddenly they can hear Rattrap's voice in the vent.
Rattrap: HOW LONG HAS DIS FREAKEN SKELETON BEEN IN HERE?!
Director Guy: What the...? CUT!!
Take 3.
Megatron: Why so you--.
Voice: Megatron!!! You forgot your lunch! (Don't you just hate when that happens?)
Megatron: Oh for the love of-
Suddenly a female version of Megatron comes onto the set.
Megatron: MOM!! What are you doing here? I'm working.
Megatron's Mother: I just came by to give you your lunch. Oh while I'm here, I might as well watch you act.
Blackarachnia: What?
Waspinator: Megatron's mother always wanted to see him act out his role.
Megatron's Mother grabs a napkin from her purse.
Megatron's Mother: Oh you have a mustard stain on your chin, I'll get it out for you.
Megatron: MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM
The other Predicons burst out laughing. Rattrap even falls out of the vent while laughing.
Megatron's Mother: And who told you to use that gun? I sure didn't. You could hurt your little friends. And where's that Optimus Primal? I want to set up a play date with you two. I think I can get you two to get along.
Rattrap: Oh god please no.
DinoBot has let go of Tarranchulas and is now struggling to stand up.
DinoBot: By the pit, this is too much!
The Director guy is even laughing.
Director Guy, while laughing: Cut! *falls out of his seat*
Beast Wars Pt 2.
Season 1 of Beast Wars.
DinoBot has just knocked Optimus Primal to the ground. Optimus' foot breaks a piece of the ledge, which then falls deep into the cannon. Optimus looks up to see DinoBot is ready to kill him so he smacks him with his sword. DinoBot isn't fazed by the assault.
DinoBot: Is that the best you can do?
Director Guy: Cut! DinoBot! You should be dizzy and fall to the ground.
DinoBot: What?
Director: Didn't you read the script?
DinoBot quickly reads the script.
DinoBot: %&%$.
Take 2.
Optimus looks up to see DinoBot is ready to kill him. Optimus tries to smack DinoBot with the sword but DinoBot smacks it out of his hand. So Optimus then kicks DinoBot in the-um---enough said. DinoBot hits the ground and goes into the fetal position. Rhinox, Cheetor, and Rattrap burst out laughing.
Director Guy: CUT!!! Optimus, you're not suppose to do that!
Optimus: Hey, DinoBot smacked my sword out of my hand. Technically, he created the blooper, not me.
Tangled Web
Season 2 of Beast Wars.
Quickstrike and Blackarachnia are inside the cavern, soon to become an energon refueling station.
Quickstrike: Well now, this place sure is dark. As soon as we all finished here, ain't no body gonna stop us.
Blackarachnia places down a staff-like-thingy and Quickstrike lights it. Nothing else happens.
Director Guy: Cut!!!! Where's Tarantulas.
Blackarachnia: The last place I saw him was outside the set.
The director guy gets up and leaves the room. Outside the set, Rattrap and Tarantulas are staring at each other.
Director Guy: What the hell is going on here?
Rhinox: Rattrap bumped into Tarantulas and now they're solving it with a staring contest.
Suddenly Tarantulas blinked.
Tarantulas: Crap!
Rattrap: Woohoo! I am da undisputed champion at starin' contests!
Tarantulas: I'm done with playing by Maximal rules!
Tarantulas grabs Rattrap and they both start throwing fists at each other. Rhinox and Waspinator grab their comrades and separate them.
Director Guy: No more fights! Rattrap, don't encourage Tarantulas! Tarantulas get your ass back on the set!
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Well, that's it for now. I can't think of anything else to put in this chapter and Megatron is still glaring at me. Uh, Megatron, what are you doing? Put that laser down, I'm serious, put that laser down!
*WickedWoman runs off as Megatron starts to chase her*
Megatron: Get back here! I'll teach you to bring my own Mother on the set.
WW: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Somebody help.
Megatron: There's no one here to help you.
WW, starting to run out of breath: Someone-get-him-away-from-me!