good job, they dont need doors anyway:)

This was so funny! I giggled through the entire thing. My favorite part was when the door wouldn't open at all, and when they exploded. This was funny, cute, and clever, and I'm so glad you wrote this. I hope you have stories about "Why the Transformers don't do this or that" because this one is great!

I can't help but love this theory for why the Ark has no doors. One of those few genuinely funny pieces that are also in character and in keeping with the canon as it was presented to us. And... well... that repetitive but never worn-thin, understated humour is priceless.