A despairing essay on the state of the newsgroup alt.toys.transformers.

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines, Generation One, Beast Wars
Characters: None
Genre: Essay
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 265 - Hits: 652
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/05/08 - Last Updated: 01/05/08

The orbs have all been collected and the battle for who shall wield them begins. Optimus Prime and Rodimus Prime battle with in the Matrix. And Krystal finds something that will change their world forever.

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines, Generation One, Beast Wars
Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4770 - Hits: 341
Complete?: Yes - Published: 29/07/03 - Last Updated: 29/07/03

Manhattan is now known as the Badlands. An arms dealer discovers a Transformer and attempts to sell it to a crime lord. The deal gets sour, the Transformer is set loose and all hell comes down upon them. The Autobots attempt to contain the threat but thei

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines, Generation One, Beast Wars
Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3736 - Hits: 426
Complete?: Yes - Published: 21/02/03 - Last Updated: 21/02/03

The Autobots and Maximals feel down on their luck until they come across and old human fort that holds answers that can help them unravel the mystery of the earth but the Decepticons are close behind and out for the kill.

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines, Generation One, Beast Wars
Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3639 - Hits: 541
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/09/02 - Last Updated: 11/09/02

A fanfilk about Beast Machines, from Candlebox's "Cover Me"

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Song Parody
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 192 - Hits: 296
Complete?: Yes - Published: 27/06/04 - Last Updated: 27/06/04

Scott doesn't think this show blows!

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Song Parody
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 381 - Hits: 831
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/05/08 - Last Updated: 01/05/08

Final design concept for Beast Machines Starscream. (He hates it more than most think.)

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: Starscream (G1,G2,BW,MW,RM)
Genre: Colour Illustration
Location: Gallery

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 0 - Hits: 951
Complete?: Yes - Published: 29/07/04 - Last Updated: 15/09/04

Final design concept for Beast Machines Starscream robot mode.

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: Starscream (G1,G2,BW,MW,RM)
Genre: Colour Illustration
Location: Gallery

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 0 - Hits: 1755
Complete?: Yes - Published: 29/07/04 - Last Updated: 15/09/04

A short, informal essay on how Stryka may very well be what Transformer fans have been waiting for in a female character all this time.

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Essay
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1079 - Hits: 598
Complete?: Yes - Published: 23/04/03 - Last Updated: 23/04/03

A Beast Machines send-up, Rattrap wishes he had a gun, but he doesn't even have legs.

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Comedy
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 981 - Hits: 824
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/12/00 - Last Updated: 09/12/00

A Beast Machines send-up continued, Megatron chats to his spherical-droid thing.

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Comedy
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1897 - Hits: 741
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/12/00 - Last Updated: 10/12/00

Another Beast Machines send-up. Rattrap is deafened by the blowing sound coming out of that humongous plot hole.

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Comedy
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1651 - Hits: 653
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/12/00 - Last Updated: 11/12/00

Steven Acevedo gives his first impressions of the Beast Machines cartoon.

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: Ultra Magnus (G1,TFU)
Genre: Essay
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 382 - Hits: 1154
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/05/08 - Last Updated: 01/05/08

Megatron is finally ready to make his move, with all of the obstacles finally out of his way -- or are they? Who has been helping Megatron perfect a technological body? Will Phil Bond show up to foil his plans and save Geever and Crawley? Will Benny an

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Comedy
Location: Library

Series: Beast Machines: The Lost Episodes - Season 1
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3745 - Hits: 553
Complete?: Yes - Published: 29/12/01 - Last Updated: 29/12/01

So begins the fanfic of not-quite-epic proportions! These are the episodes we *wish* they would have made. In these first four installments, collectively and appropriately entitled "Changes", differences to the Beast Machines continuity that made it throu

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Comedy
Location: Library

Series: Beast Machines: The Lost Episodes - Season 1
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4048 - Hits: 693
Complete?: Yes - Published: 29/12/01 - Last Updated: 29/12/01

The Lost Episodes continue with Act 2. This time new characters are introduced and new challenges are brought into focus, and those challenges are Phil Bond and Mr. Bamt! Can Megatron win this war with such an onslaught of forced comedy and bad in-jokes?

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Comedy
Location: Library

Series: Beast Machines: The Lost Episodes - Season 1
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 7017 - Hits: 567
Complete?: Yes - Published: 29/12/01 - Last Updated: 29/12/01

As the title suggests, everything that has been lurking in the background suddenly begins to come to a head as new alliances are formed and old alliances strained beyond recognition. How much of a threat does Phil Bond prove to be to Megatron’s regi

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Comedy
Location: Library

Series: Beast Machines: The Lost Episodes - Season 1
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 5028 - Hits: 521
Complete?: Yes - Published: 29/12/01 - Last Updated: 29/12/01

What Steve believes should really have happened.

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Comedy
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 260 - Hits: 1422
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/05/08 - Last Updated: 01/05/08

A small faction of Autobots and Maximals come upon their first domed city but the Decepticons beat them to it. Both sides must race to find the new Transformer stranded in this alternate dimension and what they find is a surprise to both sides.

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines, Generation One, Beast Wars
Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4085 - Hits: 511
Complete?: Yes - Published: 16/09/02 - Last Updated: 16/09/02

Megatron uncovers the orb of Wind in Greenland and prepares to use the power to defeat his enemies but two new Maximals, Airazor and Prowl stand in his way. It is up to Optimus Prime and the Dinobots to try and stop Megatron and save the Maximals but Meg

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines, Generation One, Beast Wars
Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2825 - Hits: 338
Complete?: Yes - Published: 28/03/03 - Last Updated: 28/03/03

Review of the McDonald's promotional figure.

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Toy Review
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 178 - Hits: 161
Complete?: Yes - Published: 30/10/05 - Last Updated: 30/10/05

Definitely one of the more unusual Vehicons, but therein lies the appeal. With a great vehicle mode and a distinctive robot mode, Blastcharge offers a lot that other Transformers can't.

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: Blastcharge (BM,TFU)
Genre: Toy Review
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1078 - Hits: 150
Complete?: Yes - Published: 19/05/05 - Last Updated: 19/05/05

Optimus Prime, Ultra Magnus, Megatron and Waspinator are trapped in an underground cavern where they get to live out their deepest fantasies. Things go terribly wrong when their fantasies turn against them and events start to get deadly. A deep plot to de

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines, Generation One, Beast Wars
Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 5032 - Hits: 427
Complete?: Yes - Published: 21/03/03 - Last Updated: 21/03/03

I usually like to try and be somewhat positive about toys when I review them, but I'm struggling here. This really is a toy that should never have gotten past the prototype stage. I get the feeling Hasbro were more interested in the concept than the execu

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: Cheetor (BW,BM)
Genre: Toy Review
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 975 - Hits: 267
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/10/03 - Last Updated: 05/10/03

While the Vehicons and Maximals battle each other, another faction plans for the future...

Rated: G
Categories: Beast Machines
Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Location: Library

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1702 - Hits: 330
Complete?: Yes - Published: 19/12/04 - Last Updated: 19/12/04